I’m still really pissed off that my reflection is too lazy to get it’s ass out of my mirror and go to school instead of me. 

‘They say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.’ China raised an eye brow. ‘They’ve obviously never met me.’
Skulduggery Pleasant the mortal coi (via grandmagesorrows)
Skulduggery and Valkyrie were meant for each other. China could see that now. They were meant to find each other, to form this bond and to affect each other’s lives.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days, by Derek Landy (via what-if-the-universe)
Don’t you all have somewhere to be? It’s not that I want you to go, it’s just that I don’t want you to stay.
China Sorrows (via blagrantaire)




I would just like to say,

I called Chinduggery way back in Dark Days,

So fuck all you bitches

I thought they had something in the very first scene

Oh they had something in the very first sentence. 

China: Everyone... everyone thought you were dead!
Skulduggery: Do I look dead?
China: I refuse to answer ridiculous questions.


I was re-reading Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days today, and there was a little part that I thought was worth highlighting.

There’s a small part, where China comes through the portal to help Valkyrie get Skulduggery back. Upon Skulduggery seeing China he says something that’s…


The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Teaser Trailer

Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Lee Pace, & Martin Freeman

In theaters December 17, 2014 (US)